Three vampires walked into a bar. One had a long cape, the other had long hair, and the third one had long fangs.
The first one went up to the bartender and ordered a White Russian.
BUT THE BARTENDER BROUGHT OUT A PALE BLONDE WITH A RUSSIAN PASSPORT BECAUSE IT WAS A BLOOD BAR AND THE DRINKS WERE PEOPLE.
The Moral: There's not always a twist, but usually there is.