The dragon bit Pa right through the middle.
"Ha!" announced Pa, "I'm a vampire! Your teeth can't hurt me!"
"But I am an old dragon, and I have wooden teeth!"
"Shite!" bellowed Pa, before disappearing into a wisp of oily smoke that smelled of black peppercorns and lemon zest.
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